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Brian update for 12/24/05 [Dec. 24th, 2005|02:32 pm]
hes everywhere!

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Okay guys, just thought it was time for an update on Brian's life so here it goes:

As we all know, Brian is in love with music and his friends. This has not changed. He is still in love with music and his friends. Brian is also still looking to meet people who are 100% honest 100% of the time, so if you're 100% honest 100% of the time, maybe you should go to Brian's myspace and send him a message. Keep in mind that if Brian can't dance, Brian doesn't want your revolution.

This year Brian celebrated his 23rd birthday. Let's all wish him a happy birthday. Brian still doesn't have a job.

Brian currently has 253 myspace friends. I think we can make this number double in the next few days, so everyone pitch in and do your part to make Brian more popular than he currently is. Surely there are more people who will fall in love with Brian at first sight. I mean, how can you resist this face?


Brian's birthday bash.

Currently, scientists are speculating as to Brian's heritage. It was formerly believed that Brian is the spawn of an Amsterdam prostitute and visiting Japanese businessman, although the currently accepted theory is that Brian was actually spontaneously created when a meteor struck the earth. Surely we will hear about this on national TV when it is finally figured out.

Now I will talk about what Brian has been up to lately. Okay, here it goes.

Bryan and Zoe called Brian last night, but I'm guessing he didn't pick up...I think this is probably because Brian was busy foiling some sort of bank robbery or something like this.

Sean Barrett keeps laughing when he thinks about Brian's actions on the night of 12/18/05. I don't know what happened, but I'm guessing Brian got really drunk and ate an old lady, as he is prone to do in mid-December.

Brian hung out with Johnny Bagel Cream last Saturday and he was happy to see him. I don't know why I wasn't invited but frankly I'm a bit hurt.

John-Patrick C. Geronca shed some light on what happened on the night of 12/18/05. Apparently Brian was very fucked up and wore a Santa suit. That sounds pretty funny. I wonder if he wore a beard or just his regular mustache.

Bagge Pants (real name unknown) misses Brian. So does everyone in this community. Join the club, Bagge pants.

Brian might have a girlfriend. Her name is Deana and she signed her myspace comment with a "<3" which means "heart" in internet language. She also posted a picture they took together.


Aren't they a cute couple? I hope they get married, if that's what Brian wants

Brian jumped on a girl named Gabby's feet 3 times. Hahahaha. When I heard this I laughed out loud because Brian is such a jokester.

Well, that's about all that's happening in Brian's life right now. If anyone has anything to add, feel free to comment with your information. Oh, and if you see Brian riding his bike on the street...just say "hi."
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-02-12 03:55 am (UTC)

dear everybody

after being informed by a friend of this website brian and i just read this together and he would like it if you called him
310-714-6713.
he would love to hear from you all.
sean
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-03-02 04:53 am (UTC)

Re: dear everybody

you are an idiot
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